Текст песни: Absolut-P. Spider-man.

hook
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
web slinging on these hoes off my myspace page
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me spider-man in in love with mary jane web slingin on these hoes off my myspace page
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane web slingin on these hoes off my myspace page

first verse
do i bug you with my ballin the way i chirs paul it /
bitches wanna sip me mr achololic/
so serious babyboy's back and im ballin /
boastful as fuck all them niggas like stop it /
everybody love me thats why they wanna hug me /
mad cause im good and you think you a goblin /
you think that your a gangster/ why you mid evil like/
knights in armor and dragons and chathedrals/
i be smokin i be smokin /
weed in my system no joke bitch /
im not a comedian r.i.p to bernie mac /
but im back and im black /

hook
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
web slinging on these hoes off my myspace page
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me spider-man in in love with mary jane web slingin on these hoes off my myspace page

call me spider-man im in love with mary jane
call me
call me spider-man im in love with mary jane

second verse
i gave a nigga a high five with a green hand /
im not a dude with a green thumb young man /
but i stay with a plant like a planter /
spit like i had planters /
im a nerd boy 2x /
slay pokemon and still smoke herb boy /
listen like you got your ears to my speakers /
i got lecture vocals im a speaker /
nobody round here can rap like derrty
cause derrty round here rockin vans in his thirty's /
and he eighteen and he talkin about he in his thirty's
bitch im wise/
like likewise/
listen here im that right guy/ you been wrong so long that you dont know what right is /
and im like shit it is what it is /
and im spider-man up out this bitch /
high guy/ smoke like my t-shirt's tye-dyed/
o.ne bitch won why lie/
you want another one you aint gon have it done/
call me spider-man/
no green goblins just the popo's fam/
come blow with a nigga/
amc what i told you little nigga