Текст песни: Abysmal Crucifix. Navel Sex.

I swear it was the damndest thing
The night I lost my virginity
She popped it out and she got it hard
In the backseat of my uncle's car.

A '69 Chevy with a 396
And before I knew it she was suckin' my dick.
Yanked my cummerbund off, pulled my ruffled shirt out,
And before I knew it I slide right in her pouch.

"You're in my belly button!" she screamed at me.
I didn't know but I couldn't believe.
Then her frown turned right into a grin, she said,
"It kinda feels good, so don't stop quite yet..."

A few years later, had a college degree,
Walkin' the streets beggin' for money,
I met a hot chick by the name of Stacy
I wanted her bad 'cause she looked so tasty.

An hour later we're back at my place,
Goin' at it like a couple of apes.
She grunted, "I'm a freak so try my anal canal."
I laughed, "C'mon, baby, let me try your navel."

"You're in my belly button!" she screamed at me.
Now I knew but she couldn't believe.
Then her frown turned right into a grin, she said,
"It kinda feels good, so don't stop quite yet..."

Respect the land that gave me life and made me great.
Spread mirth and joy to all the innies who want to mate.

Just last week right after the show,
I met another girl that I wanted to know.
Took her back to the McDurchstein trailer,
Cuffed her to the bed and then I started to nail her.

"Oh, don't stop!" she begged and pleaded.
So I stopped right then to steam her up like Cleveland.
But I had an idea that she'd understand
If I put it in her navel with my little man.

"You're in my belly button!" she screamed in ecstasy.
I could tell from her look she knew and she believed.
Then her frown turned right into a grin, she said,
"It feels so good, so never stop that head..."