Текст песни: Al Bundy. Al's 'i Care' Song.

When hooters giggle around
and I find nickels on the ground
I care

When the Mustangs engine purrs
and the bathromm's not hers
I care

When the pitcher's on the mound
and the wife is underground

I care
But when I've been playing this for days
I swear!

PEG:
...and if you really want a scareö,
chek out his underwear, if you dare.