Текст песни: Andrea Lewis. Linda.

Everybody said what I'd never be
Told me you would always be
Out of my league
And I'm thinking that I should've
Just took their advice
Cuz never having you is a bigger price to pay

He wants Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy
Anybody but me
Linda
The glitz and the glamour they matter
All strikes against me

While I'm out on the road
You'll be home alone
And she don't have no shows
She can sit by the phone
And I can build my own
But that's not what you like
I think that I heard that Linda
Has a 9 to 5

He wants Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy
Anybody but me

Linda
The glitz and the glamour they matter
All strikes against me

The glitz and the glam
With no number one fan
Losing you was never part of my plan
But even you'll leave
When you see she's not me
Hope the simple life is what you need
Cuz you want Linda

Linda
The glitz and the glamour they matter
All strikes against me
Linda, Brenda or Sarah or Brandy
Anybody but me
Linda
The glitz and the glamour they matter
All strikes against me
Anybody but me