Текст песни: Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Feliz Navidad.

(Spoken)

Meatwad: Hello, America!

Shake: Hello!

Meatwad: It?s Meatwad?

Karl: Hey aright, yeah!

Meatwad: ?of aqua teen hunger force?

Shake: Buenos dias senors and senoritas!

Meatwad: ?and I?m here to wish you a merry Christmas.

Karl: Tell me when to start and I?ll do it.

(Sung by choir)

Feliz Navidad.
Feliz Navidad. (Carl: Can we the?can we do it in English?)
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.

Feliz Navidad!
Feliz Navidad! (Meatwad: Feliz! Navidad!)
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felicidad.

I want to wish you a merry Christmas (Shake: Who me?)
I want to wish you a merry Christmas (Shake: What about them?)
I want to wish you a merry Christmas, from the bottom of my heart.
(Carl: Ha ha ha, I did it again. I said ?fart? again.)

(Meatwad: Ok, guys, now we?re goin? switch it up. We?re going to go with, ?Meat Navi-Wad???Meat Navi-Wad.? Those are the new lyrics.)

(Carl: I ain?t doin? that, see ya later)
(Shake: No!)
(Meatwad: Don?t go nowhere, you?re my ride home)
(Shake: I?m Out!)

Choir:

Meat Navi-Wad. (Meatwad: There we go, that?s it)
Meat Navi-Wad. (Meatwad: and then we follow up with ?Chicken quesadilla with the mild sauce?)
Meat Navi-Wad, chicken quesadilla with the mild sauce.
(Meatwad: and then I did a list of new lyrics and we?ll just follow those as we go, ok?)

I wanna get me the steak burrito (Meatwad: there we go)
I wanna get me the chicken soft taco
I wanna get me the grande nacho with the queso and a side of guac.
(Meatwad: let?s get the ?G? on that ? the guac?)

I wanna get me the crinkle-cut fries
I wanne get me the fried jalapenos on the side (Meatwad: Fried. Jalepenos. On the side.)
I wanna get me the chocolate pudding pie with the queso and a side of guac.
(Meatwad correcting the choirs? pronunciation: Guac, guys?Guacamole)

I wanna get me the chicken combo meal
I wanna get me the value meal deal
The value meal deal is a steal with the queso and a side of guac.
(Meatwad: That?s right, the value meal deal is $3.99, it?s a good deal)

I wanna get me some extra chips
I wanna get me the beef rib tips
I wanna get me some cinnamon crisps with the queso and a side of guac.
(Meatwad correcting the choirs? pronunciation: Guac, guys?guac!)

(Meatwad speaking):

Alright, we?re gonna go through it one more time. And let?s make sure you got all your?

(Choir grumbling in Spanish)

Hey, guys, break it up now.

(Choir grumbling in Spanish)

Hey, we will do it until we get it right!

(Choir grumbling in Spanish)

I thought I head ?tonto? in there. Yeah, I like that show too, Kemo Sabe

(Thanks to Anthony for these lyrics)