Текст песни: Bill Wyman. If I Was a Doo Doo Doo.

If I was a doo doo doo
I'd paint half the world and sky blue
Fill it full of clouds for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo
I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu
Down the line that takes to you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo
All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu
Couldn't lead my tracks away from you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo
Even if my spine was snapped in two
I would remain upon the rack for you

But I'm a dum dum dum
My heart is numb
I'm a dum dum dum
My heart is numb

If I was a doo doo doo
I'd divide the force in two
And tried to let go for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo
Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo
To be or not to be

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo
All the sacred cows in Kathmandu
Couldn't match the shrine I built for you

If I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo
Celebrating mass with a kangaroo
I would bless the bread and wine for you

But I'm a dum dum dum
My heart is numb
But I'm a dum dum dum
My heart is numb

Dum dum dum
My heart is numb
Dum dum dum
My heart is numb