Текст песни: blink-182. Grandpa Is An Asshole.

Uno, dos, tres, quatro...

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?

Did he hold you 'til the sun did rise,

and did he look into your eyes and ask you to fellate him?

And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.

Grandpa is a total fucking asshole.

Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?

He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?

Did he tie your hands behind your head,and was it on your mothers bed?

And this is fucking stupid man i can't believe you'd have sex with your

own Grandfather. I mean you guys are related. What's he gonna do take out

his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like

to fuck you in the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbated

and cum all over the place. This is stupid. I hate you all. I'm not even gonna

have sex with my mom tonight man this is stupid. I hate you.