Текст песни: Clutch. Pure Rock Fury. Frankenstein.

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes, and make a wish?

How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!

Oh hey there mama nature why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No no we did not take it! I swear we were only borrowing the book!

How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!

So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this we can't start that all again!

How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!
How would you like to dine a la frankenstein?
Downtown they're giving them away,
Downtown they're giving them!