Текст песни: Jimmy Fallon. The Bathroom Wall. Drinking In The Woods.

I don't wanna, do we have to?
I don't wanna, do we have to?

Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods
We could get some mad dog and hang out in my garage
I got a ping pong table

I don't wanna, do we have to?
I don't wanna, do we have to?

Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks
Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone
I got my thermals on

Gatorade bottles filled with warm Smirnoff
Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off
I puked by the tree, I pee in the grass
And you get poison ivy all over your ass, your in the woods

Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight
The last time I did I got into a fight with some guy
Who graduated 3 years ago

Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup
Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up
So I pumped that tap, with my best friend
And he flipped me over for a keg stand
(Keg stand)
I'm drinkin' in the woods

I'm drunk
Tree trunk
I'm drunk
Tree trunk