Текст песни: Family Guy. Road To Rhode Island.

(Both)
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're having the time of our lives
(Stewie)
Take it, Dog
(Brian)
We're quite a pair of partners
Just like Telma and Louise
'Cept you're not six feet tall
(Stewie)
Yes and your breasts don't
Reach your knees!
(Brian)
Give it time!
(Both)
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're certainly going in style
(Brian)
I'm with an intellectual who
Craps inside his pants
(Stewie)
How dare you?
At least I don't leave urine stains
On all the household plants!
(Brian)
Oh, pee jokes
(Both)
We've travelled a bit and we've found
Like a masochist in Newport
We're Rhode Island bound
(Brian)
Crazy travel conditions, huh?
(Stewie)
First class and no class!
(Brian)
Woah, careful with that joke it's an antique
(Both)
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
We're not gonna stop 'til we're there
(Brian)
Maybe for a beer
Whatever dangers we may face
We'll never fear or cry
(Stewie)
That's right
Until we're syndicated Fox will neer let us die
Please?
(Both)
We're off on the road to Rhode Island
The home of that old campus swing
(Brian)
We may pick up some college girls
And picnic on the grass
(Stewie)
We'd tell you more but we would have
The censors on our ass
(Brian)
Yikes
(Both)
We certainly do get around
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who were thrown out of Plymouth Colony
We're Rhode Island bound
Or, like a bunch of college freshman who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown!
We're Rhode Island bound