Текст песни: Funkadelic. Atmosphere.

Good evening, boys and girls
Welcome to another evening of
"I hate that word called Dick"
It goes like this

I hate that word called "Dick"
It sounds so awfully thick
So I think I'll call it "Prick"
'Cause I hate that word called "Dick"

Ha ha ha ha

I hate that word called "Pussy"
It sounds so awful squishy
So I guess I'll call it "Clit"
'Cause I hate that word called "Pussy"

Ha ha ha ha