Текст песни: G.G. Allin. E.M.F.. Teacher's Pet.

I was never that teachers pet, no
I was a radical outside the rest, you know
You never follow the fucking rules
'Cause the teachers were a bunch of fools

Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do
Fuck you, tries to tell me what to do

Then I got me a real job, yeah that's what I did
But still I was a fucking slob
Killed my boss, he told me to get a haircut, that's what he did
Then I went downtown to fuck me some old slut, she was a slut

Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do
Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do

You never tell me what to do
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you
You're never gonna tell me what to do

This asshole come up to me, tries to tell me "What you do is bad"
When I said "I don't care, you're a fucking drag"
You think you're so fucking cool
You ain't shit, you can suck my tool

Fuck you, if you try to tell me what to do
Fuck you, if you tries to tell me what to do