Текст песни: Government Issue. Legless Bull. Cowboy Fashion.

You used to pay a lotta money for a fancy suit
Pay 25 grand for a pair of boots
Disco dancing used to be the in thing
See a phony cowboy try to sing

Cowboy fashion, got my cowboy hat
Levis and vest, I know where it's at
See "Urban Cowboy" again and again
Ride a legless bull 'cos we think we're men

You ain't no cowboy, You're just a clown
If this were the old west, you'd get shot down