Текст песни: Verona Grove. The Story Thought Over. Smalltown Celebrity.

Coming over the stereo
A rock and roll band with no place to go
You spend all your time being a small town celebrity

Sha-nananana, sha-nananana, sha-nananana...

You're running from all of your memories
And scared of dealing with kids like me
You can't take the pressure but nobody knows

Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show
Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show

They can sign you up and call you garbage
Your lies tell the stories that got so old
And your supermodel girlfriend just wasted her life
On a small town self-centered rockstar ego

Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show
Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show

Coming over the stereo
A rock and roll band with no place to go
You spend all your time being a small town celebrity

Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show
Teenage rockstar, only thirty years old
Where the hell did high school go
Welcome to the rock show

Do you like my haircut, do you think I'm so hot
Where the hell is high school, back then I was so cool
Do you like my haircut, do you think I'm so hot
Where the hell is high school, back then I was so cool