Текст песни: He Is Legend. I Am Hollywood. Eating A Book.

There's a monster in my room we discussed movies over coffee
And I think it's quite absurd
Well, he got hungry, licked his lips, he shook my hand, and tried to eat me.
And it's getting on my nerves

Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
still I don't know how to kill you

I've got tickets to a show that I know no one will be attending
And I think that you should go
Well, I don't mind your complexion or even the fact that you are bleeding
It's just the way that it goes

Don't you think it's strange that I've been reading
(still I don't know how to kill you)
I'm trying hard not to meet you when I am sleeping,
(still I don't know how to kill you)
still I don't know how to kill you

And I don't mind the shape that your head is in
And I don't mind the shape that your head is...
I wanna see you explode [x12]
I wanna see you

I've got to watch you explode
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