Текст песни: Hives. Barely Legal. King of Asskissing.

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Being the king of asskissing, makes him a royal drag
And the king of asskissing, he's after me again, bringing me his royal nag
He takes every opportunity to get to me
And here he comes again, dont think I'll ever be at rest
I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one
Still I got to keep on hoping for the best

But once again he comes again that's how the story goes
And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose
Sometime, someday that bastard's gonna pay

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The king of asskissing says I'm the one and only
And the king of asskissing with his constant presence
He keeps me from being lonely
He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me
And here we go again
It looks as if he's here to stay
I've tried to beat to pull and whack
But a monkey sliding down my back won't so easily go away

So once again he comes again about to reach his goal
The one and only Monrach with his kingdom in a hole
Sometime, soon the king of asskissing is gonna pay