Текст песни: Kmfdm. Sucks.

We like talking dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM
And all other bands stink

Our music is sampled, totally fake
It's done by machines
'Cause they don't make mistakes

We don't have no lyrics, our message is nil
We hate all DJs, they're makin' us ill
Whatever we tell you is meant to be crap
We hate all music and especially rap

We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

Our records have stickers
With a warning from Tipper
'Cause they're no good for kids
If we'd get her, we'd strip her

KMFDM forward
The ultimate sound
And a message from Satan
If you turn it around

You might think we're stupid
But we're way above it
We don't give a shit
And the kids just love it

We won't sell to a major
For a couple of bucks
No doubt about it, KMFDM sucks
KMFDM sucks
KMFDM sucks