Текст песни: Krystle Warren. Current Events.

She?s stepping out with my good friend

I hope he has better luck

Thought there was something..going on.


Strange how change is seldom realized.

I am Jack?s total lack of surprise.


Sat and watched the evening news and listened to

His address.

When telling what he?d do ?bout New Orleans, he swelled his chest

He said, « The damage will subside around a year. Andy ours truly will be there drinking beer. »


That?s when I had a tall swig of bourbon. And that ?bout did me in and blew it all away.


Did you hear about the tribe who lived ?


It?s said they sought higher ground.

Gathered up some twigs for houses and then they were northern bound.

When asked how they knew when to disappear, they said, « We?ve known to watch the tide for many years. »


And that provoked some thinking

Of a lot of things

Until I went to bed and dreamt it all away.


People, let me tell you ?bout my good friend. I punched him in the gut.

Guess he never knewhow crazy I really was.


Between fighting and taking in the view, I?m waking up and I?m filling up my shoes.

And that?s the news.