Текст песни: Larry The Cable Guy. A Very Larry Xmas. I Pissed My Pants.

I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Right through my Wrangler drawers
I pissed, I pissed right through my drawers