Текст песни: Larry The Cable Guy. A Very Larry Xmas. I Wish My Mother-in-law'd Get Hit By A Car.

I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch

Hey, this is Larry the cable guy
And you just bought my Christmas album
I hope you enjoy and get a lot of laughs
And remember regardless of what the political [Incomprehensible] say
It's Merry Christmas not happy holidays, Merry Christmas