Текст песни: Majestic Twelve (The). Schizophrenology. Condoleezza, Check My Posse.

I think I'll buy myself a home in San Diego
I'll buy some Mexicans to clean it every day!
I'd buy Canadians, but they're all friggin' lazy
That's where the hippies went when Dubya won the day
Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever
I'm straight and white and male, American and free
Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse
Clarence Thomas, Halliburton, mass destruction, me!
I'm sure that Europe is a lovely place to visit
My wife would love to go there every single year (sing!)
But they're just puppies (yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap)
They need to shut their yaps, the big dog's over here
Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever
I'm straight and white and male, American and free
Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse
Bill O'Reilly, Diebold Systems, mass destruction, me!
Here we go!
I can't believe I bought that land in California,
My stupid summer home just slid into the sea!
At least old Uncle Sam is going to rebuild it
My country loves to lend a hand to folks like me

Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever
I'm straight and white and male, American and free
Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse
Jerry Falwell, Coors Foundation, mass destruction, me!
Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter
Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity
Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson
Paul Wolfowitz, Paul Wolfowitz
Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever
I'm straight and white and male, American and free
Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!