Текст песни: Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Hell of a Hat.

That's a hell of a hat that you're wearing
It goes real well with the earring
Five through the nose, bold and daring
You've got to pardon me if I'm staring

Man, I really dig your shoes
Fat fade and fresh tattoos
Bet the females can't refuse
And if I'm staring, please excuse

Sharpest motherfucker in the joint
The other motherfuckers stop and point
The gear you wear seems complete
Why you gotta pack the heat?

We question one accessory
Don't think the piece is necessary
We agree you're dressed to kill
But wonder if you will?

Hell of a hat, you're sporting, Jack
Diamond cuff links and a sweet tie tack
The pocket watch must've set you back
You're the man, man, you're the mack

Pinstriped number, me oh my, that's rude
And that's a hell of an attitude
You made the scene and you set the mood
I'm only starin' 'cause I'm nervous, dude

Sharpest motherfucker, we repeat
The other motherfuckers can't compete
The clothes you chose are stylish, son
Why you gotta wear the gun?

We question one accessory
Don't think the piece is necessary
We agree you're dressed to kill
Wonder if you will?