Текст песни: Monty Python. Henry Kissenger.

Henry Kissenger
How I'm missing yer,
You're the doctor of my dreams.
With your crinkly hair
And your glassy stare
And your Machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy
But at leats you're not insane.
Henry Kissenger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.
Henry Kissenger
How I'm missing yer

You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes
And your squishy nose
You're like a German Par-o-quet.
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits that Cher
Henry Kissenger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here.