Текст песни: NOFX. Surfer. Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner).

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Fun things to Fuck
Fun things to Fuck
Fun things to Fuck
Fun things to Fuck

Fuck the front door, fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government, until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of Blink 182 [one eighty two]
That's illegal if you're born in 83
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a ball of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
Go fuck yourself!