Текст песни: NOFX. The War On Errorism. We Got Two Jealous Agains.

I thought you were the one
When I heard 'Holidays In The Sun' come from your bedroom
But my mind started to stray when I saw 'Youth Of Today'
Mixed with your singles

What's with this underdog and this G 'N' R EP?
I don't think Hanoi rocks
And I don't want your Paul Stanley
Next to my Subhumans Gatefold rock

I'm not trying to be a jerk
But I don't think this record mergers gonna work
But when I saw 'Christ On Parade' and 'This is Boston, Not LA'
I knew you were the one

I knew you were for me
When I saw the first Vandals EP
I found SNFU and cool I owned that record too

Seems we both had 'Social Unrest'
And sung, 'She's A Pervert Nurse"
We both had the first pressing of 'How Could Hell Be Any Worse?'
I knew you were the one

So now we got two 'Earth ADs'
We got two 'Killing Jokes'
We got two 'Adolescents'
Two 'Peni's' and two 'The Crews'

We got two 'Someone Got Their Head Kicked Ins'
We got two 'Declines', two 'Damaged'
And two 'Jealous Agains'
I knew you were the one

When I saw 'Machine Gun Etiquette'
I knew you were the one
When I saw the 'Peace War Comp'

We got two 'Articles Of Faith'
'Thirty One Minutes Of Group Sex'
A couple of 'Avengers' and a pair of 'Out Of Steps'

We got two 'What We Do Is Secret'
We got two 'TSOL's', we got two 'Freedom Of Choices'
We got two 'Three Hits From Hells'
I knew you were the one