Текст песни: Liz Phair. Whip-Smart. X-ray Man.

(What I sense...)

As far as I know, baby, you can see
As far as I go, funky baby, digging deep inside of me
(Uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh...)

As far as I know, sister, I'm alright
As far as I know, funky lady, I'm coming home tonight
(You can see through the smoke...)

You're an x-ray man
You got x-ray eyes
This is no reflection on you, it's just what I see inside of me
(Why don't you put on your two-way sombrero and leave?)

(Uh uh uh uh uh, uh uh uh uh uh...)

You're an x-ray man
And you got white-wall tires
Iodine tan
Cheap, unpleasant desires

You're an x-ray man
You've got an X-rated mind
You're not satisfied looking at me
You're always checking out the girl behind

You're an x-ray man
You've got secret plans for me