Текст песни: Steve Poltz. Satan's Choir.

Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Livin' in my basement room
Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Why are you in my basement room?

You got a tail between your legs
I hear it draggin' 'cross my hardwood floor
Breakin' eggs

Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Livin' in my basement room
Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Why are you in my basement room?

You got horns on the back of your head
Triple sixes behind your ear
You're spinning 'round my king size bed

Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Livin' in my basement room

Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Why are you in my basement room?
Take it baby

You got it
Tough guy
And a way to go

You got vomit on the side of your face
Yellow stuff comin' out of your pipes
You're spinnin' 'round, I spray you mace

I said satan's choir
Satan's choir
Livin' in my basement room
Satan's choir
Satan's choir
Why are you in my basement room?
I said why are you in my basement room?
Okay, why are you in my basement room?