Текст песни: Queers (The). Today. Yeah, Well, Whatever.

I don't wanna be stupid,
Acting like a jerk.
Girls all drive me crazy
And make my ass berserk.
Things ain't going my way.
I swear it's such a shame.
I don't wanna belabor
The point, but she's a pain.
I don't need a girlfriend
To bitch and moan all day.
I swear she's so retarded.
I know she's retarded.
I know she's retarded.
Okay.

Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go