Текст песни: The Queers. Half Shitfaced.

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I think paying fuckin' rent sucks.
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks.
I spilled a beer in the living room.
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon.

Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
Half shit-faced.
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks.
He ripped us off two hundred bucks.
his girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match