Текст песни: Queers. 10 Half Shit-Faced.

I think paying fuckin' rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon

CHORUS:
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
Half shit-faced
GO!

Our ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriends got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match