Текст песни: Save Ferris. It Means Everything. Spam.

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

When I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things
In life to eat

So they had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute
For meat, it was

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner
That never knew defeat

And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat
It was

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam

S P A M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S P A M
Again and again and again and again

S P A M
Don't you know it's my best friend
S P A M
Again and again and again and again

So go and forget your O S C A R
There's one meat by-product
That's best by far
It's

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it's made in Chernobyl
Spam, everybody