Текст песни: Sloppy Meateaters. Shameless Self-Promotion. My Secret Killer.

Hey Mr. Creepy Guy whatcha gonna do to me now
I heard you're gonna kill me then you're gonna embalm me
you're such a fucking dork
And ya...got mr matlock to keep you outta jail
I'm very flattered buddy that I'm worth so money

You drug me up, and make it look like I died from natural causes
then you and your friend chop me up
into a million pieces

only 2 more years till you get off probation
don't you think it's time to get a new obsession it's been four years
don't you think if you really really wanted me dead
You'd come over right now, put me in my place
and stick a bullet in my head