Текст песни: Soundtrack Artists. Conga!.

RUTH:
Now if I show you the Conga, then will you answer my questions?

ADMIRALS:
Si, Si!

RUTH:
Alright, alright, fair enough, fair enough. It's very simple. It goes like this.
123 kick, 123 kick, 123 kick, 123 kick

RUTH:
That's it. That's the Conga boys. Alright?

What do you think of the USA...NRA...TVA
What do you think of our Mother's Day?
What do you think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
Yep, yep, that's the Conga alright. Very impressive boys, very impressive.

What do you think of our native Squaws...Charles G. Dawes...Morton laws
What's your opinion of Santa Claus?
What do think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
C'mon guys! I need a little concentration here fellas.

Good Neighbors, Good neighbors,
remember our policy.
Good neighbors, I'll help you if you'll just help ME!

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
I think you had a little too much coffee this morning fellas.
Look, I'm just tryin' to do my job here.
Goodness! Look, no speaking Portugese! Ich sprechen bist Deutsch!

What's your opinion of Harold Gene...Mitzie Green...Dizzie Dean
Who do you love on the silver screen?
What do you think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
Don't play with that fellas. Look, I need that to do my job!

What do you think of our rhythm bands...monkey clams...hot dog stands

What do think of Strakousky's hands?
What do you think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
Good Neighbors, Good neighbors,
remember our policy.
Good neighbors, I'll help you if you'll just help ME! Help!

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
Yeah, yeah, Conga, whatever, whatever!

What's your opinion of women's clothes...major bowls...Steinbeck's prose
How do you feel about Broadway roles?
What do you think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
What do you think about rods and reels...mother seals...seasick pills
How do you feel about Helen Wills?
What do you think of the...

ADMIRALS:
Conga!

RUTH:
Watchout boys!

Good Neighbors, Good neighbors,
remember our policy.
Good neighbors, I'll help you if you'll just help, HELP ME!

ADMIRALS:
Conga!
Conga!
Conga!
Conga!

RUTH:
What do you think of our double malts...family vaults...epsom salts
Wouldn't you guys like to learn the waltz?
Nah, you just wanna...

BOTH:
Conga!