Текст песни: The Magnetic Fields. Distortion. The Nun's Litany.

I want to be a Playboy?s bunny
I?d do whatever they asked me to
I?d meet people with lots of money
And they would love me like I loved you

I want to be a topless waitress
I want my mother to shed one tear
I?d throw away this old sedate dress
Slip into something a tad more sheer

I want to be an artist?s model
An Odalisque Au Naturel
I should be good at spin the bottle
While I?ve still got something left to sell

I want to be a cobra dancer
With little Willie between my thighs
I may not find a cure for cancer
But I?ll meet plenty of single guys

I want to be a brothel worker
I?ve always been treated like one
If I could be a back-street lurker
I?d make more money and have more fun

I want to be a dominatrix
Which isn?t like me, but I can dream
Learn S&M and all those gay tricks
And men will pay me to make them scream

I want to be a porno starlet
For that I?ll wait ?til Mama?s dead
I?ll see my name in lights of scarlet
And get to spend every day in bed

I want to be a tattooed lady
Dedicated as I am to art
Character's bold, complex and shady
Will write my memoirs across my heart