Текст песни: The Mighty Boosh. Four Way Crimp.

Ahhhhhheeeeeeeee

Crimpity crimpity now now,
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

Sugar man light source
why did you come for me,
he put me in a coma
Woke up in the future
Robot man can't you help me find my way!

I can't understand the things you say.
Tube mouse, I love you so,
I took you from the underground
and brought you home.
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
I put you in my jacket pocket
took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket
Put you in my jacket

Jean-Claude Jaquettie
with his jacket on
with his jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off

Oh oh oh I did a twisty
Oh oh oh a tiny twisty
Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity you will pay
Crimpity crimpity out my way
Boing ding bong bong ting
Crimpity crimpity fuck you!


(Thanks to PRKoneko for correcting these lyrics)