Текст песни: They Might Be Elders. Quorum Of The Rock. Elder Man.

[Parody of Aqua - Barbie Girl]

Hey Elder!
Hey What?s up?
Hey Listen, Do you wanna go on an exchange?
Sure!

I?m an Elder Man,
I?m doing all I can,
Help people realize,
They should be baptized,
Book of Mormon?s true,
The Spirit will tell you,
It?s our foundation,
So?s Joseph Smith?s translation.

Stop your squawking! Let?s go walking!

I?m an Elder man,
I?m talking bout the plan,
Of Salvation,
And the Restoration.
If you read and pray
And then try to obey,
The Word of Wisdom,
You?ll make it to the Kingdom.

I?m a man dressed in white,
With a little black tag,
Out the door,
Down the road,
With my book bag.

My comps cool,
He?s the best,
When at work or at rest,
He?ll ride bikes,
Walk down halls,
And make Media Calls.

If you fast and you pray,
You can strive for Baptism one day!
Oh yeah!

I?m an Elder man,
I?m taking up a stand,
Against Satan,
There?s no debatin?,
We won?t give up the fight
We want to choose the right,
Teach with the Spirit,
We?ll let the people hear it.

Quit your yappin?!
Let?s go tractin?!
You?re right Elder.
White shirts glowing,
Name tags showing.
They?re white! That?s right!
No more sighing!
We?ll keep trying!
No more feeling down.
With faith growing,
Let?s get going!
Don?t fear, He?s near!

We will teach,
We will preach,
As the Spirit directs,
We?ll Baptize and Confirm,
The teachings that they learn.

We?re your friends,
Not your foes
I?m sure now that you know,
We will fight with our might,
For the things that are right.

If you fast and you pray,
You can strive for Baptism one day.
If you fast and you pray,
You can strive for Baptism one day.
Oh yeah!

(Chorus)

I?m an Elder man,
I?m talking bout the plan,
Of Salvation,
And the Restoration.
The Book of Mormon?s true,
The Spirit will tell you,
It?s our foundation,
So?s Joseph Smith?s translation.
Oh, I?m an Elder Man,
I?m doing all I can,
Help people realize,
They should be baptized,
We won?t give up the fight
We want to choose the right,
Teach with the Spirit,
So let the people hear it.

(Chorus)

Thanks for the Exchange Elder.
Anytime!

(Thanks to Warky for these lyrics)