Текст песни: Vanilla Ice. Hard To Swallow. Zig Zag Stories.

I had a zig zag story just the other day
I rolled a fat blunt and yo, it ripped this way
I took a puff, uh-huh and what did I see?
Those motherfuckers still wanna I C E

To blaze up a sack of that green Bombay
And when I reach my peak, I explode like Dante
Tha ganjay has got my mind wide open
I'm soakin' in the music, I use it and don't abuse it

And true, it gets me high like the sky
I will buy 'til the day that I die
You ain't gotta ask why
I take tokes from the smoke, I can't deny
Got a lifetime supply

And I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high

Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories

This is a zig zag story that I had last night
A six-pack, a joint and I was feeling all right
Lit up tha chronic and what did I see?
This bad-ass bitch creeping up on me

She had the look that could get the Ice cooked up in a second
I pictured her undressing and gettin' butt-naked
She walked up to me and said her name was Mary Jane
Ain't no shame in my game, down to do anything
Took me by the hand, ask me if I'd like to fly
You know I like to fly

'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high

Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories

Right here
You know we're gettin'
'Em high, right now

Now, here's a zig zag story that I'm havin' right now
Gotta get myself together 'cause some shit is goin' down
And I hit you people off with my new CD
Hard To Swallow, like saying, "Fuck the industry"

I'm stompin' through the bayou with my black boots laced
And takin' out you motherfuckers acting two-faced
For the people out there gonna blaze 'til I die
Blaze up the Thai

'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
'Cause I wanna get you high
Get you high all night
And I wanna get you high

Bang another joint
Zig zag stories
Bang another joint
Zig zag stories

Blaze up a sack of that green Bombay
Gimme some of that chronic
Ahh, that feels good, ahh, yeah
Pass that joint over here, mother, ahh
[Incomprehensible] the brown bud, Thai weed, Kryptonite
[Incomprehesnible] bud, Skunk, [incomprehensible] the hash