Текст песни: Weird Al Yankovic. Alapalooza. Livin' In The Fridge.

There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food, I can't recognize

My roommate won't throw a thing away
I guess it's probably his
It looks like it's alive

And livin' in the fridge, livin' in the fridge
Livin' in the fridge, livin' in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today
It's green and growin' hair, it's been there since July
If you can name the object in that baggie over there
Then mister, you're a better man than I

It's livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
(Dysentery, dysentery)
Livin' in the fridge

Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea?
You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin'

Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen
It always happens my friend
Again and again and again and again

Somethin' stinks in the fridge today
And it's been rottin' there all week
It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak
Well, maybe I should another peek

Ah, livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
Can't tell what it is at all
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
You can't stop the mold from growin'
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
(Dysentery, dysentery)

Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is
Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is, don't know what it is

Livin' in the fridge
Don't know what it is at all
Livin' in the fridge, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah