Текст песни: Weird Al Yankovic. Star Wars Gangster Rap.

Sidius:
It's not the east or the west side.
Vader: No its not
Sidius: It's not the north or the south side.
Vader: No its not
Sidius: It's the Dark side
Vader: You are correct
Sidius: Keep frontin' the Empire, to all you Vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!
Vader:
What is thy bidding my master?
Sidius:
It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after
Vader:
What if he could be turned to the dark side-
Sidius:
Yes, he'd be a powerful ally, another dark jedi...
Vader:
He will join us or die.

We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Fades...

Uncle Owen:
Luke, getcho butt over here right now,
Stop muckin around with that damn landspeeder,
Where them two droids I asked you to clean boy?,
Did you clean your room?

Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on a power converter
But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf herder

Obi Wan (Ben):
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah
Luke use the force and run
Run to dagobah run to dagobah

Yoda:
I'm Yoda, I'ma solja
I'm low to the floja
I though I told ya
Don't be unwise
Judge me not by my size
You won't believe your eyes

Once the X wing rise

Luke:
Yoda, why you bein' a playa hata?
You know that I must still confront Lord Vader

Yoda:
But Luke,
Not ready are you

Luke:
But there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do
So now Vader, I'm coming for you

That's right R2, gonna set a new course, we're going to Cloud City
(ahhh) That's mighty good gin and tonic, why don't ya fix me up another?
Thing's are bout to get ugly

Vader:
Impressive now release your anger
You must have sensed what your friends are in danger

Luke:
OWW! Why'd you slice off my hand?

Vader:
Its imperative you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
Telling you about your father

Luke:
He told me enough - he told me you killed him

Vader:
Then there's something I must reveal then:
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father

Han Solo:
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke
Knock em out
Knock em out the box Luke...