Текст песни: Weird Al Yankovic. Ugly Girl (Barbie Girl Parody).

[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?

[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!

[Ken]
Well, forget it! you're too damm ugly

[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me

[Barbie]
I'm a bland homley girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky

[Ken]
You're a dog, and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you
'Cause your breath is stinky

[Barbie]
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
'Cause guys say
I'm an eye sore

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should bag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me


[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah

[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me

[Barbie]
Ooo, ooo

Oh, let's go out and have some fun!

[Ken]
I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly!

[Barbie]
Oh, screw you, Ken!