Текст песни: Robbie Williams. Jump on board (& Kylie Minogue).

K: Me no bubbletious
R: Me smoke heavy tar
K: Me be groovin' slowly where you are
R: Notify your next of kin
'Cause you're never coming back
K: I've been dropping beats since Back in Black

Chorus - BOTH:
And we'll paint by numbers
Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids

(So come on) Jump on board
Take a ride (yeah)
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright

K: You've got a reputation
R: Well l guess that can be explored
K: You're dancing with the chairman of the board
R: Take a ride on my twelve cylinder symphony
But if you got other plans
K: The purpose of a woman is to love her man

BOTH: And we'll paint by numbers
'Til something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids

Chorus:
I'm gonna give it all of my loving
lt's gonna take up all of my love
l'm gonna give it all of my loving x4

K: Come down from the ceiling
R: I didn't mean to get so high
K: l couldn't do what l wanted to do
When my lips were dry
R: You can't just up and leave me
l'm a singer in a band
K: Well l like drummers baby
You're not my bag

Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jurnp on board feel the high, yeah
Jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(You'll be doin' it all right)
Jump on board feel the high, yeah x2