Текст песни: You Vandal. Stories You Can't Share. Penalty Kick.

Don't pretend that I ever meant anything to you
That you ever meant anything you said
And I won't pretend that I'll ever be able to forgive
That I'll ever be able to forget

You told me that mine was the only
Hand that you'd been holding on the reg
You lied right to my face
You had the nerve to come back to my place
Right after I saw you wrap your arms around him
When he walked off of the field

Don't pretend that I ever meant anything to you
That you ever meant anything you said
And I won't pretend that I'll ever be able to forgive
That I'll ever be able to forget

This is my betrayer
My friend the soccer player
What the fuck
Steal my girl on my birthday
What a thoughtful present
Well, I may not play soccer
But I'll kick your fucking head in