Beautiful teamsters, please let me join 'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all That's why I'm standing by
My name is Mr. Bloom and I'm from New Rochelle And I sing this happy tune Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom Has landed on the moon My
No more pencils, no more books No more teachers dirty looks Dropouts, dropouts, yeah team On dropouts down the field Ain't we the national shame Cheer
Listen all you children to my sad refrain About a subway conductor on a runaway train Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame And John Charles Cohen
I'm called Little Butterball Dear Little Butterball Though I could never tell why My calories mount My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with
My daughter needs a new phonograph She wore out all the needles Besides, I broke the old one in half I hate the Beatles She says they have a Liverpool
When you're driving through the desert And your car runs out of gas Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck When you try to stop some strangers They will holler as
If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst If your pocket's full of little things you've never
I know a man named Otis, who invented a room And his heart was filled with pride I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from
+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, my
+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup
+Al 'N' Yetta Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda, Watching TV every single night. Munching popcorn from a dish, While observing Dorothy Gish. (Dorothy
+Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all. That
(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke, from the movie "Mary Poppins") Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that
AUTOMATION (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going
+Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "
+Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love
