Текст песни: The Queers. Burger King Queen.

Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
There's just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I'm screwed
That I'm only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries

Well she's my Burger King Queen
Burger King Queen, Burger King Queen
And she's everything to me
etc, etc,

So anyway, anyhow, holy cow, what the heck's a sucker to do
And I was thinking out loud and I said oh wow
There's just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I'm screwed
That I'm only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries

[Chorus]