Текст песни: Tenacious D. The Pick Of Destiny. Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass).

[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh!
[JB] Arrrggghhhh!
[Sasquatch] That's good, lets go an adventure,
[JB] Yeah, la la la
[Sasquatch] I've got lots to show you, la la la
[JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la la la
[Sasquatch] You already are la la la you're my son JB, my wittle baby sass, la la la la la la la la la la la la
[JB] Ahhh.
[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la)
[JB] Yay!
[Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!
Here we go, here we go, here we go,
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my papasass!
Ooh la la la, oo papagenu, he's my sassafrass!

[JB] Wheeeee!
[Sasquatch] We're flying!
[JB] We're flying!
[Sasquatch] Hold on boy!

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect,
Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!
Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!
These lyrics don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
That yeti is my papa and he wants to protect, me!