Jack: Let's kick it I'll say kick it and you'll just kick it with a tasty groove, ok? 1... 2... 3... kick it Kick it... c'mon god dammit God Kyle
have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG! [KG (spoken):] That's me. [sung] We're now Tenacious D
[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and
Ho Ho Ho So many christmas letters, So many wishes, Lucy wants a squeezie doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket, Oh, this list is rather long, Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But
well, all the techniques that were developed in hell. Cock pushups and the power slide, geek simulation now there's nowhere to hide. They formed a band they named Tenacious D
You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to
This is a song called the history of tenacious D and its not just a list of things we've done in the past but its a chronicling of our rise to POWER
The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben franklyn was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked
This is a song Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Hey there! There goes the Spiderman
JB: Rrrrrung gigga gung gung gung gigga gung gung gung gigga gung gung gow (KG takes over 'rung gigga gung') JB: rigoogew geegoo rugoo gugagewgoo
sayin', 'I just figured out what I'm gonna do with the rest of my days. I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, Gain forty pounds, and be the next D
KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB
Augh! AHGH! I do not need, (he does not need) A microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) POWERFUL! AUGH!! AHGH! Sorry I did not mean
out with this o- JB: I got some lyrics. Malibu nights, tangerine dreams, Malibu neighs, Malibu dreams, Malibu, makin' a poo. Stinky poo, lookin'd
' Lee! I had a friend named Lee He cast a spell, A spell on mee! If me and Lee, and KG, could be free Flyin' free tenacious-lee! Skinny-dippin
Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me now I've got to rock for three. KG and me, don't forget about Tenacious D. KG: I took a bullet for JB, now
you to rebel. You'll become a mindless puppet; Beelzebub will pull the strings! Your heart will lose direction, And chaos it will bring. You'd better
