Walkin' down by the river Hangin' down my head I chanced to stop for a moment A stranger beckoned and then he said: "Walk down the road of life, a-happy
When I was born, the doc he held me by my ankles smacked my red behind. They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burrito then marked the date and time
Hats off gentlemen and I suggest to listen don't anybody dare fart, flies don't dare buzzz kicking back in my pig pen I fire up my CD and repeats, hats
You come out of the ocean bigger than a whale A giant avacado with a lengthy tail Destruction is your business and you do it well You're a trademark
The stage is set tonight down in Nashville It's been a long hard ride into town And thanks to some cowboys and heroes My chance to sing has finally come
when you think of a metal head, tell me what comes to mind? well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet? a guy who is evolutionary one step behind, well when
Once I had a pretty girl Her name it doesn't matter She went away with another guy Now he won't even look at her Hats off to Larry He broke your heart
When I done quit hollerin' baby, I believe I'll shake 'em on down Get my babe, won't be late, You know by that I mean seconds late Ah, must I holler
When I done quit hollerin' baby I believe I shake 'em on down Get my babe, won't be late, You know by that I mean seconds late Ah, must I holler, Must
[Originally by Del Shannon] Once I had a pritty girl Her name it doesn't matter She went away with an other guy And now he wont even look at her Hats
I've had the same jeans on for four days now I?m gonna go to a disco in the middle of the town Everybody?s dressing up, I?m dressing down Life?s one
I felt I was one with you You probably didn?t see Oh I?m a nervous one The pain it comes easily Should I revolve my world around you? Should I revolve
Words are cheap and I love you's are free So unless you mean it, you don't spend them on me Don't look twice if you're keeping score 'Cause heartaches
Thinkin' of poems of poverty Sittin' with a tight-clenched wrist Thinkin' how to gain authority Oh what a soft touch of a boy He?d wander with pride to
Mile long queue in the chippy I wish I was at my Gran's for tea These people call me their friend But they don't think the same as me Now you fed up
I'm comin', comin' down Took so long for me to come around They tell you, it smashes brain Drain you of all the blood you've left in your veins Spare
Take your life in your own hands Walk down the street Lookin' over your shoulder Who will you meet? And it's a big crowd out tonight (Look at the street
Superstar tradesman, stand at the bar Get a trade son you will go far You have a house in the ferry and a new guitar That's never been played before and
