Come and get it, woo! We got some fresh vittles For your fat chicken-ass to snack on, bitch So here, start wit' a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mother
Well yeah, they call me Moon Pie, my real name is Richard I live in a little town, you've probably never been to before There's a post office surrounded
Oh Lord I feel fine today Walking on cloud nine today I'm over that line today Happiness is finally mine today I guess I'm just a lucky guy Here I'm
Honey pie, honey pie Honey pie, honey pie Honey pie, honey pie Honey pie, honey pie I love you honey pie
Oh, someday No, I ain't wastin' no more time Southside step up and get you a slice Eastside step up and get you a slice Westside step up and get you
Walk into the refrigerator Door's close Light's are out Ball game's on What a splendid pie? Pizza, pizza pie Every minute, every second Buy, buy, buy
Petootie Pie, Petootie Pie You're my Petootie, sugar fruity, dreamy pie I crave and cram your special jam You underrated, solidated superman And every
Just like old saxophone Joe When he's got the hogshead up on his toe Oh me, oh my Love that country pie Listen to the fiddler play When he's playin' '
Tattoo crawlin' down her leg, so sexy So young ever get caught, they'll arrest me School girl, studied up well on hoochie coochie Lick lips, kitten with
Long, long time ago Oh, I can still remember How the music used to make me smile And we knew if we got a chance That we could make the people dance And
Lying is killing the good things in me Ask me what the time is baby, ask me honey My eyes shift and slide Sure there are reasons for acting like this
People staring at me as they wheel me Down the ramp towards my plane The war is over for me I've forgotten everything except the pain Thank you sir and
Oh lord I feel fine today I'm walking on cloud nine today I'm over that line today Happiness is finally mine today I guess I'm just a lucky guy And I
You told all your friends "He's someone I'll regret" He's out there setting fires To the demons in his head Once you called it perfect love You now call
Sweetie pie I have fallen in love And the joke is on me and the sun's given up I'm depending on you to see I get safely to The port where my heart is
It's not far I can walk down the block to table talk Close my eyes make the pies all day Plastic cap on my hair I used to mind now I don't care I used
Fuck the slice we want the pie Why ask why till we fry Watch us all stand in line For a slice of the devil's pie Drugs and thugs women wine Three or four
Son of Son of a gun Gotta find out what I meant to you You're the one who broke my heart Gotta find out what I meant to you You're the one who broke