Я мечтала, чтоб со мной был продюссер крутой, на тойоте с собою возил. Чтобы был красивей всех и имел большой успех, дорогие подарки дарил. И хотя
продюсер, а я его музой, Наверное все-таки была... И что не сложилось, Забыла, простила, Чего бы другому не смогла... Но он был продюсер, а я его музой
продюсера на белом коне, Пусть придет и вкинет в нас миллионы мани. Станем самыми крутыми в этой стране, Ну просто бейби и просто хани. Каждому лузеру по продюсеру
. Звукорежиссер - мудак и бездарь. Из хита сделал форшмак. Отрезал Лучшие дубли. Убрал басы. Продюсер просил. Больше нет сил. Голос продюсера: "...
And I just want to wish everybody, good luck Mr. Bloom, hasn't anyone ever told you It's bad luck to say, "Good luck" on opening night If you do, I tell
Thanks for coming to see our show Sad to tell you we got to go Grab your hat and head for the door In case you didn't notice, there ain't any more! If
The urge to merge can rob us of our senses The need to breed can make a man a drone We must be on alert with our defenses For every skirt will test testosterone
Your honor when I was in Rio And had everything I'd ever dreamed of I suddenly realized that this man, this man No one every made me feel like someone
I used to be the king, the king of old Broadway The best of everything was mine to have each day I always had the biggest hits The biggest bathrooms at
You will join me in singing Und dancing the Fuhrer's favorite tune 'Der Guten Tag Hop Clop', all right, key of E? Is there any other? Vunderbar, eins,
Oh, how I miss thee hills and dales And vales and trails of old Bavaria Oh, it's such bliss to kiss the Miss I miss Like this in old Bavaria Oh, the
Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very,
"Mail call! Here ya go, Bialystok, ya got a postcard" "A postcard? From where?" "Brazil" "Brazil? Who do I know in Brazil?" Dear Max, "Rio is everything
ULLA: Ven you got it, flaunt it Step right up and strut your stuff People tell you modesty's a virtue But in the theater modesty can hurt you Ven you
Don't you see, Bloom, darling Bloom? Glorious Bloom, it's so simple Step one, we find the worst play ever written Step two, we hire the worst director
{Look at these reviews A satiric masterpiece No way out A surprise smash! No way out It was shocking, outrageous, insulting And I loved every minute of
Opening night, it's opening night It's Max Bialystock's latest show Will it flop or will it go? The cast is taking its final bow Here comes the audience
Be my producer Be my producer Be my producer Be my producer Be my producer Feed me with meat Naked seducer Of my defeat Be my seducer Make it polite
