Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is. Look it smells like a country flower!! Who wants to eat a country flower? Make
I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John
I Got A 12 Inch Dick & A Dozen Roses, and a pick up truck, hubba hubba hubba heyy
Darling when we met You were a pretty little thing But your body started changing When I gave you that ring You're supersizing, no exercising Goodbye
she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973,
like you anymore. Now he sings, Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when u get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney
Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I'm sexy and your right, come a little closer I wont bite. I see the love that's in your
[Vers 1] When you came in this bar tonight, heads began to turn One by one the men walked up, everyone got burned You required to flirt in your mini-skirt
I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced
blame Dear penis I dont like you anymore He sings, dear Rodney, I dont think I like you anymore Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me placesive never been before Dear Rodney
Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun,car, gun. You people
Well, I remember way back when I was just a boy Goin' places with my mom and dad It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act After six or seven
Dear Penthouse Rodney Carrington Dear Penthouse: I?m a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen
I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was
her hair, window rolled down had a dip of snuff spit on the ground, drunk as I was that woman looked good to me oh yeah! WEHOO! (Crowd & Rodney)Sing
He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didnt know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was
I wrote this song, my wife hates it, which makes it a lot more promiseing im gunna sing it He's a... Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take
